The Perfect Halloween Gift

As we celebrate the creepy and blood-smeared, I'd like to share a gift idea that remembers the reason for the season.

Here's the perfect, thoughtful present for anyone going through a break-up: "The Ex" Unique Knife Holder.
In fact, it's extremely versatile and can represent anyone upon whom you would wish a painful and untimely death (not really, though they might technically deserve it.) Available in chrome, red, or black, it's very cutting edge.