Meme

I am flattered to have been tagged with a meme from LACochran, who writes a very smart, funny blog. I'm not terribly good at these, but I'll give it a shot. LA's answers are much better...

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Pride - What is your biggest contribution to the world? It's the thought that counts, and I've tried many great things. World peace, eco-friendly living, philanthropy. You're welcome!

Envy - What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours? The ability to not give a rat's ass about anyone but myself! Off with their heads! (This answer really deserves its own therapy session.)

Gluttony - What did you eat last night? I gave in to the irresistable lure of one last down-and-dirty night of Harris Teeter's "Super Coupon" sale. Mommy like!

Lust - What really lights your fire? When my husband cleans the whole house while I'm at the spa (at least I'm pretty sure that would inspire lust. I'm totally willing to give it a try, Tiger!)

Anger - What is the last thing that really pissed you off? When my blog tool totally gooned up my carriage returns. (I'm sorry; I've been informed that blog machinations are completely uninteresting, but in a dearth of witticism, I've turned to the truth)

Greed - Name something you hoard and keep from others: The good ice cream/cake/candy that I hide from my children. They're cute, but they're like insidious food Dementors, trying to horn in on my stash!

Sloth - What’s the laziest thing you ever did? Well, I should be cleaning my house right now, but that's not happening, is it...?