- I am willing spring to come.
- I am from Michigan. We are hardy folk. Once you've walked to class during two-minute frostbite warnings (as in, any skin exposed for longer than two minutes may very well turn black and fall off,) sixty degree weather feels like July.
- My jeans are in the laundry.
- I really need a third pair of jeans.
- My spring pants are just a little too snug after all those chocolate bunnies.
- All my cross-legged floor meetings were canceled for today.
- Ditto my briar patch walking tour.
- All those miniskirts in the eighties may have killed off the nerve endings in the lower half of my body.
- I don't care if you do go blind from the cornea-searing whiteness of my legs.
- These stems aren't going to get any tanner in trousers. Don't worry; I'll go from stunningly pale to a nice ecru color by mid-summer. Until then, just avert your eyes and no one will get hurt.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Top Ten True Reasons I'm Wearing a Skirt Today
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"Don't worry; I'll go from stunningly pale to a nice ecru color by mid-summer."
Ha!
LOL - wasn't today beautiful?
Hi,
This is a really great top ten list, I can send you some jeans if it will help. Here in San Diego almost anytime is a good time for a skirt. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and then link back to your site. We are looking for top ten lists and our users can track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list. Summer is just around the corner, I can feel it.
Found your site from Bossy's...
I wore a skirt last week and literally watched people shielding their eyes from the glare off my legs. Oh well...
http://thaxtonfam.blogspot.com/
Hopped on over here from Bossy's place, and boy I'm glad I did. You're a great storyteller. I'll be back.
being born, raised, and still live in michigan, yes i TOTALLY understand that one on your list!! found you through bossy, i'll be coming back!
Hiya - came here from Bossy's, and I confess, I don't miss the Great White North in the slightest. But I'll be back anyway!
Welcome Bossy Fans! Glad to have you; come again! :)
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